Ur Mom jokes!

ur mom so fat, every time she turned around it was her birthday!
ur mom so ugly, she gave freddy krueger nightmares!
ur mom so ugly, shes the reason waldo's hiding!
ur mom so ugly, goldfish dont smile back at her!
ur mom so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye!
Your mom is so old, her birth certificate says expired
Your mom is so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Your mom is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
Your mom is so old, she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Your mom is so old, she waited tables at the last supper
Your mom is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Your mom is so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Your mom is so dumb, she failed a survey
Your mom is so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lay face down
Your mom is so fat, her shadow weighs 100 lbs
Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone
Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Your mom is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat, you have to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side
Your mom is so fat, she has to wake up in sections
Your mom is so fat, she put on BVD’s, and when she finally got em on it said boulevard
Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Service gives a name to every one of her farts
Your mom is so ugly, they’re gonna move Halloween to her birthday
Your mom is so ugly, she makes onions cry
Your mom is so ugly, it took 3 hours for an estimate
Your mom is so old, when she was in school, they didn’t have history
Your mom is so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died